No More Rebuys, Mr Musk

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Of course we did.” –John Ehrlichman, Richard M. Nixon’s Chief of Domestic Policy “If you’re going to commit a war crime, just commit a war crime. I/O Error, on database security “Yesterday, he smelled and looked liked a hermaphroditic lizard.” –Orthaevelve “Always two there are, a BOFH and a PFY.” –John Anderson “All that testosterone is going right to your head.” “I know! It’s disturbing to think like a boy for the first time in fifteen years.” “You still act like a girl! My mom still thinks you’re gay! What’s the problem??” –Lyssa and Bryce, on turning back into a male “Great, we’re listening to WHIT. All Whitney Houston, all the time.” –Bryce, on the IHOP on route 270 “That’s the most metal vibrator I’ve ever seen.” –Bryce, baji999 on a partially disassembled Hitachi Magic Wand “Before I was born, I was dead for billions of years. It never caused me a moment’s inconvenience.” –Mark Twain “I eat a lot of ketchup because I’m an ex-yinzer. In Pittsburgh, the ketchup flows like water.. because it’s better than the water.” –Bryce “I had this vision one day driving past the local Ikea store – are the stores delivered as a flat pack and a really big allen wrench?” –H.

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